5 Tips for Eating at a Fast Food Restaurant


1. A “Section Temporarily Closed” sign does not mean “A Private Section just for YOU!”

If your cashier is staring at you with the look of utter annoyance as you sit down… I wouldn’t drink that milkshake.

2. If you’re going to order $300 worth of food…

Call ahead… instead of holding up the line in drive-thru.

3. Don’t leave your table looking like a hurricane just passed through when it’s 5 minutes until closing…

They don’t go to your home and throw trash all over the house before you’re about to go to bed.

4. If it’s been discontinued…

…No amount of crying, yelling or begging is going to magically make the ingredients appear in the kitchen.

5. If you don’t want a bun…

…or pickles, lettuce, mayonnaise or salt… why didn’t you just order a slab of meat with tomatoes?

About Angela Yuriko Smith

Angela Yuriko Smith is an American poet, publisher and author. Her first collection of poetry, In Favor of Pain, was nominated for an 2017 Elgin Award. Her latest novella, Bitter Suites, is a 2018 Bram Stoker Awards® Finalist. Currently, she publishes Space and Time magazine, a 53 year old publication dedicated to fantasy, horror and science fiction. For more information visit SpaceandTimeMagazine.com or AngelaYSmith.com.
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