1. A “Section Temporarily Closed” sign does not mean “A Private Section just for YOU!”
If your cashier is staring at you with the look of utter annoyance as you sit down… I wouldn’t drink that milkshake.
2. If you’re going to order $300 worth of food…
Call ahead… instead of holding up the line in drive-thru.
3. Don’t leave your table looking like a hurricane just passed through when it’s 5 minutes until closing…
They don’t go to your home and throw trash all over the house before you’re about to go to bed.
4. If it’s been discontinued…
…No amount of crying, yelling or begging is going to magically make the ingredients appear in the kitchen.
5. If you don’t want a bun…
…or pickles, lettuce, mayonnaise or salt… why didn’t you just order a slab of meat with tomatoes?